Category Archives: Epic Tits

The Epic Tits of Some Easy Girls

Posted on February 23, 2011 by lance

easy girlsAt the construction site, I would sometimes see sexy mothers who would bring their kids to school. I find these women exciting. Claire and I would be wed next week. Well, the guys at work had already planned to do one on Friday – as Claire’s friends would be giving her a bridal shower.

So, my crazy co-workers invited some of the easy girls they know at work. Some of these chicks have kids at the primary school where we were constructing a building.

This is bound to be a very exciting party. A girl with great tit approached me as I entered the bar where my friends are hosting the party. She kissed me on the lips and told me that her heart was breaking because I was getting married. I laughed. It is all part of the show – I don’t even know this chick.

easy girlsI smiled at the easy girls I saw in the bar. They smiled back and walked over to where I was sitting. One girl began to fondle my crotch – my cock now so huge that there is no use trying to hide my erection. I laughed nervously as she unzipped my fly and wrap her small hands around my cock. She stroked my dick and played with the cock head.

“Hey, darling!” one of my coworkers tapped her on the shoulder. “Don’t make him cum yet.”

Pouting, she got off me. She stole a quick kiss on my cock, darting her tongue inside the tiny hole.

The other easy girls came close and took turns sucking my cock. When I am about to cum, they would stop. Take their hands or mouths off my cock. Then, another woman would start sucking me. I knew that if and when I do cum tonight, it would be very intense.

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White Tits and her Boss

Posted on January 26, 2011 by lance

white tits“Meet me at the steakhouse, sweetheart,” I said to Claire on the phone. “I’ll be there by 7.”

“Alright,” she said.

I’ve reserved a table for the two of us. We’d be getting married next month.

Choosing a table at the corner of the restaurant, I waited for her. My heart quickened as I saw her enter the steakhouse. She is still the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. I still can’t believe that she is mine. She saw me and waved. Kissing me on the lips, she told me that she was a little late because she did something naughty.

Just then, the waiter arrived so we ordered food before she could tell me. When he went away, Claire smiled at me, “Put your hand inside my skirt, Scott.”

I looked around. All the other diners were busy with their food. Also, the tablecloth reached the floor and we were at a corner table. I reached in to feel her pussy. I immediately touched her wet pussy and was shocked – she wasn’t wearing panties! I looked at her top. I could see the outline of her white tits – she had no bra!

My cock instantly became hard. I knew what she would tell me – she’d given her stuff to her boss.

white titsWinking at me, she said, “Yes, dear. I gave my bra and panties to him. I asked the old man to allow me a month off from work so we could enjoy our honeymoon. He agreed. I just had to give him what he had always wanted – my wet panties. I also allowed him to touch my white tits so I also gave him my bra.”

I laughed. I could just imagine her boss sniffing her sweet musky scent from those panties. She really is a naughty girl.

“When he was touching your white tits, did you let him fuck you with his fingers?” I asked.

“Nope. He just held my big tits boobs but no touching down there. I am still yours wholly, Scotty,” she said. She began to moan as I fingerfucked her under the table.

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Just Boobs on the Plane

Posted on December 1, 2010 by lance

just boobs“It is creepy,” Claire said, referring to the fact that we had both dreamt of each other having sex without ever meeting face to face yet!

“Creepy but nice, right?” I replied. “We still haven’t solved the mystery of why we kept on fucking each other in our dreams. Mine would often end the same way – you’d be lowering your pussy unto my cock while I suck on just boobs. Then, when the head enters your pussy, the dream would end. Sometimes, I’d be fucking your breasts while you caress my cock.”

She was smiling now, “Mine is similar yet slightly different. Yes, I’d be on top of you but could manage a few strokes before the dream ends. You are not sucking just boobs, you would also make kiss marks on my neck and try to bite my chin.”

“Wow! That makes me really horny right now,” I told her. “Feel me!” I grabbed a magazine and put it on top of my crotch as she made a move to hold my cock.

“What huge cock you’ve got here! I’ve memorized this in my dreams,” she said. “Do you have tiny mole just a little to the right of the hole on the head?”

“Yes, sweetheart. Please tell me you are single or I swear to God I’d move heaven and earth to steal you from your husband! I want your big white tits all to myself.”

“Silly man! Of course, I am not married,” she laughed.

just boobs“Thank heavens! By the way, where are you supposed to go?”

“To Florida, silly! This plane is going there, right?”

“Yes, I knew that – but where in Florida? Why are you going there? Where in Florida will you go?”

“Well, I actually have no idea. I just had the sudden urge to travel. So, I resigned from my job, bought a one-way ticket to Florida, packed my things, and boarded the plane.”

“Oh. Come with me and I won’t fuck just boobs but I’ll fuck your pussy and your mouth and your ass – just be with me, please.”

“Alright, I’ve got no clear itinerary, anyway.”

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Gigantic tits as weapons of choice

Posted on November 3, 2010 by lance

I had a buddy who used to work at Raytheon, the missile and radar company in Southern California.  I thought what a fucking cool job!  He was telling me he was writing software that they would put in the guidance systems of these weapons and radar systems.  It seemed pretty fucking cool to me—all the images of James Bond and all his hi-tech gadgetry came to mind.  If I was working for a defense contractor, I would take a more eco-friendly and holistic approach to National Defense.  My focus would be on organic or ANATOMIC weapons of choice.  In particular I would focus on gigantic tits as weapons of choice.

You see like any weapons system to be effective it has to be able to target the enemy effectively.  This is normally done using radar, computer imagery, heat topograhy, and what have you.  My Anatomical Weapons System will target men and will use built-in attraction factors like the smell of tits–pheromones and the smell of tits. I think most guys reading this would agree that smell aside, it’s the look of gigantic tits, staring straight at you are almost impossible for a straight man to resist.  Have you ever experienced talking to a busty woman and your eyes are just looking at her tits while she’s just jabbering away?  If you agree then you’ve just proven my proof of concept that gigantic tits have a built-in tracking system when it comes to men.

Of course if I were a weapons designer, this anatomic weapon would probably be a purely anti-personnel, man-to-man weapon.  It  can’t be done on a mass scale.  You can’t put on a giant billboard with massive tits to hypnotize people for a mass boobies weapon of destruction.  For mass titty warfare to work you would probably will need daily tits.  Like daily tit images that carry some sort of subliminal messages of “surrender now” or some sort of message that the enemy population – well at least, the male part of that population, lose the will to fight. It’s hard to ignore gigantic tits especially flashing tits right on your face.  I’ve yet to meet a straight man that can successfully resist large flashing boobies from in front of his face and keep his eyes straight on a woman’s face.

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Shockingly evil secrets of cartoon tits

Posted on September 17, 2010 by lance

If you told me earlier about cartoon tits, I’d probably laugh at you.  What the fuck? Cartoon tits? Who the hell gets off on cartoon tits? When it comes to tits, the draw or the appeal is the three dimesional image of large breasts just sticking out at you with puffy nipples like little eyes, and areolas all ripe, ready to be licked and bitten softly.  The thought gets me hard just thinking about it.  But when somebody says cartoon tits, I check for a straitjacket.  Cartoons are just two dimensional products of a world that doesn’t exist–Scooby-Doo, Jetsons, or the Flintstones!

Imagine my surprise when a buddy of mine, who works for a 3D animation company in Burbank, told me about the evil secrets of  cartoon tits!  Cartoons are no longer painted by hand.  It used to be created using a process called cel animation.  They would use sheets of plastic where they would draw one frame at a time and them keep layering the frames until the image looks like its moving.  It was very labor intensive and extremely expensive now.  Nowadays, it’s all software driven.  But when they automated animation, they realized that if they can do that then why stop at 2D images when you can do 3-dimensional images?  One of the secrets of cartoon tits is that 3D image rendering can create titties for any cartoon character.  Any of your favorite cartoon characters can have titties that matches their dimensions.  In the days of cel animation, it was hard to imagine tits on Shaggy, for example, or tits on Barney Rubble but with the computerized cartoon imaging, growing cartoon tits is just a click of a button away.
Another thing that my animator buddy clued me in about cartoon tits is that it is all about light.  A cartoon image get its shape from how light bounces around it.  It was very hard to do this by hand.  Very labor intensive.  With computer animation it’s really just a touch of a button.  It’s one secret, probably the tricky secret when it comes to cartoon porn. Automated shading.  So whether you’re jerkin’ off to XXX version of fan art, Betty Rubble getting double teamed by Fred and Barney, make sure you give thanks to the techno wizardry of modern 3D cartoon imaging.  They made it all possible.

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Top three under-appreciated things about busty tits

Posted on September 3, 2010 by lance

I think most men would agree, that busty tits are a great thing.  Large globes of flesh on a woman’s chest, brings back warm, comforting, memories of sucking your own mom’s tits–memories of home. But besides the size and the texture and the softness of big, round tits, there are other reasons for appreciating a chesty woman’s largest assets.

One great thing about busty tits is that they make great pillows.  Yes it’s true.  After you’ve plowed your girlfriend’s pussy hard, to maybe 30 minutes of  intense, relentless fucking, it always feel great to have two giant flesh pillows cradling your head as you rest, trying to catch your breath, and you’re all sweaty and tired.  Nothing is more reassuring and comforting that communicates great love than a woman cradling a grown man’s head with her titties after some serious, raw, intense fucking.

Another great thing that is underappreciated about busty tits is that they are great stress relievers.  I don’t know about you, but when I stopped smoking, I always needed something like a pencil, in my hand that I can keep fidling with because before I stopped smoking I used to have a cigarette in my hand, that’s how cigarette addiction becomes an addiction.  It takes something that you’re doing normally and makes an association with smoking. So when I quit smoking it was the reverse process, I had to associate something with the cigarette.  Luckily I was dating a pretty busty chick at the time I quit smoking, so instead of rolling a cigarette between my index fingers, I would grad her tits and have her nipples between my fingers.  And boy, having a 34 double D cup in your right hand, while you’re trying to quit smoking, and rubbing your dick between her soft ass, is definitely a great way to quit smokiing and an incentive to stay off nicotine.

The third underappreciated thing about busty tits is that they save relationships.  What do I mean by this? When you’re at a bar, hangin’ out with friends and a new hottie, a hungry little slut gives you that look, it’s easy to forget about your girl.  It’s easy to forget about that loving woman waiting at home for you, especially that new chick checking you out is young, eager, and looks like she’s a great fuck! Busty tits, if you have a woman with an endowed busty rack, provides a great mental reminder of why you have to stay monogamous, or why you need to stay faithful to your woman.  All I thought about was my girlfriend’s large tits waiting for me at home, and nobody could distract or attract me.  Even if Angelina Jolie walks into a room buck naked i’d probably won’t be interested, ‘coz all I have in my mind is my woman’s busty tits waiting for me at home.

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