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The Lonely Women and the Bar

Posted on March 9, 2011 by lance

lonely womenThis was supposed to be a stag party but my friends invited some lonely women. Thus, it soon became a fuck fest of sorts. The women took turns sucking my dick but no one allowed me to cum. As soon as my orgasm would begin, they would stop sucking and would let the orgasm feeling die down before another one would suck me.

This went on for more than an hour while my friends and co-workers cheered the ladies on. I was so hard that I thought I would burst. My cock ached to insert itself into a moist cunt but I was still being deprived of one.

One after the other, the lonely women came closer. Taking their panties off, they would let me smell them. Then, standing in front of me, they began to rub their clitoris. I moved to touch my cock but two chicks swiftly came closer and took hold of my hand. They guided my hand into their pussies and fucked my fingers. I sighed again. I wonder when this sweet torture would end. I felt that I’d cum with just one stroke – I don’t care anymore whose pussy I would be fucking as long as it is wet and warm.

lonely womenThe horney women continued to gyrate in front of me, stroking themselves but not allowing me to touch my cock. The guys continued to cheer them on. Some of the chicks were already half reclining on the floor or chair, legs raised and shaking as they rubbed furiously on their clitoris.

The lonely women suddenly stopped rubbing while the two who were fucking my fingers also stopped. I turned around and saw Cynthia wearing only panties that had no crotch. I smiled. I just knew right then and there that it would be she who’d make me cum tonight.

She kissed me on the cheeks and smiled. Then, she guided my hand to her pussy, allowing me rub her moist hole. The girl who was fucking that finger grabbed it and moved to fuck it again.

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Letting the Boss Suck Her Huge Natural Breasts

Posted on February 9, 2011 by lance

huge natural breasts“I think that you should allow your boss to suck your huge natural breasts, sweetheart,” I said. We were dining at our favorite steakhouse and I had just finished fingerfucking her under the table. “Just don’t give him a heart attack.”

“You really are a kind man, Scott,” Claire said. “However, if he sucks my tits, I might end up allowing him to fingerfuck me. You know how randy I can be when you suck my boobies. I just might beg him to fuck me.”

“That’s alright with me, Claire. He’s an old man – he needs to fuck with a young woman sometimes. Your huge natural breasts would surely feel wonderful on his mouth,” I said.

“Alright, sweetheart,” she said. “I’ll do that tomorrow. We’d be doing overtime tomorrow to accommodate additional work and to make our year end report. I think I could make him feel nice.”

huge natural breastsThe following day, she did exactly what I told her. She allowed her boss to lick her huge natural breasts. This is what happened:

They were finished with the report. As they were printing the 200-page comprehensive report, they began to talk about girls having intercourse. Her boss said that he had fun fucking her panties and that he would often sleep with the panties beside him. He had already washed it a couple of times so her scent wasn’t on it anymore. Still, he carries it with him most of the time. In fact, he has it in his trouser’s pockets.

She then told him that if he wants to have her scent on the panties again, all he has to do is ask. So, he did just that. My sexy girl then took her blouse and bras off. She guided his hands to her breasts and told him that he could kiss those perfect globes. She pulled her panties down and gave it to him, exchanging them with the one he had in his pockets.

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Cynthia: The Office Milf

Posted on December 29, 2010 by lance

office milfShe smiled at me as I entered the room.

“Scott, isn’t it?”

“Yes, ma’am,” I replied. I could tell that this office milf was eyeing me, measuring my body with her eyes. If I wasn’t wrong, she was also trying to determine how large my cock was. “I have an appointment to see Mr. Miller.”

“Yes! Yes! Go straight into that office,” she said, directing me to an open doorway.

That day, I was applying for a job as engineer at the firm. I was immediately accepted and could start work in two weeks.

On my first day of work, the office milf came to my desk.

“My name is Cynthia,” she said. “I am the administrative secretary. If you have problems or if you need anything, don’t hesitate to call me.”

I smiled at her, “Thanks.”

“There are a lot of hot bad girls here who would make your office life wonderful,” she said, winking. “I just want you to know that I am one of them.”

I smiled again, “Thanks, Cynthia. I’ll take note of that.”

office milf That night, I told Claire about the office milf. She laughed and said that I could actually fuck any woman I want as long as I come home to her. I laughed.

“You are being silly. I’ll never fuck anyone – only a phantom girl in my dreams or the real girl from the dreams. No one else,” I said. “I still can’t get enough of your bouncing tits, sweetheart.”

“Show me, then,” she dared.

We’ve fucked so many times since we arrived here that I’ve lost count. After we found out that we were destined together by virtue of the stones that we were given, we decided to live together in the house I had inherited from Grandma.

I smile as I think of the office milf. Why would I fuck her when I have this beautiful young woman in my house? With this thought, I kissed my girlfriend’s creamy tits.

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A few reasons to hate charming tits

Posted on September 30, 2010 by lance

I’d be the last guy to say I hate tits. I’ve always been a big fan of big tit videos.  I love watching women with large tits get their hungry holes fucked by hung black cocks.  Nothing gets me harder than blonde women with huge knockers, sucking dick and tits video.  So I was really surprised at myself when I began disliking busty women with charming tits.

What do you mean by charming tits?  They don’t have to have large breasts just chicks that are overly cheerful, and their tits are framed in this skimpy tops which try to make them cute.  I guess what annoys me is the whole “trying to be cute and trying to be teasing” kinda thing.  These chicks  use their tits to show off and yet have this “you can’t have me” or “I’m unavailable” attitudes.  Yet they dress in very skimpy outfits.  I hate that bullshit charm.  I call that “charming tits”.  It’s using tits as bait to lure a guy’s eyes and then she puts on this fucking show like she’s all nice and she’s a good girl.  That kinda’ shit.  Makes me sick.

The truth is every woman has a hidden slutty side.  A hidden whore.  These charming tits girls, they dress like that.  They try to charm you, but deep down, they want cock just like any other woman.  It just baffles me.  It’s frustrating and it sure as fuck is annoying.  The fakeness, the hipocrisy.  It’s kinda’ like that Dave Chappelle skit where he tells the story of a girl who says “I’m not a whore”.  He says “yes, that’s right!  But why are you wearing a whore’s uniform?”  The same way with chicks who wear skimpy tops, then tries to be all Miss Too Good For You and  gets all upset and uptight when you try to connect to her on that nasty freaky level.  The hypocrisy, the waste of time, and the annoyance.  Definitely a few of the reasons to hate charming tits.

Title #8: Gigantic tits as weapons of choice

I had a buddy who used to work at Raytheon, the missile and radar company in Southern California.  I thought what a fucking cool job!  He was telling me he was writing software that they would put in the guidance systems of these weapons and radar systems.  It seemed pretty fucking cool to me—all the images of James Bond and all his hi-tech gadgetry came to mind.  If I was working for a defense contractor, I would take a more eco-friendly and holistic approach to National Defense.  My focus would be on organic or ANATOMIC weapons of choice.  In particular I would focus on gigantic tits as weapons of choice.

You see like any weapons system to be effective it has to be able to target the enemy effectively.  This is normally done using radar, computer imagery, heat topograhy, and what have you.  My Anatomical Weapons System will target men and will use built-in attraction factors like the smell of tits–pheromones and the smell of tits. I think most guys reading this would agree that smell aside, it’s the look of gigantic tits, staring straight at you are almost impossible for a straight man to resist.  Have you ever experienced talking to a busty woman and your eyes are just looking at her tits while she’s just jabbering away?  If you agree then you’ve just proven my proof of concept that gigantic tits have a built-in tracking system when it comes to men.

Of course if I were a weapons designer, this anatomic weapon would probably be a purely anti-personnel, man-to-man weapon.  It  can’t be done on a mass scale.  You can’t put on a giant billboard with massive tits to hypnotize people for a mass boobies weapon of destruction.  For mass titty warfare to work you would probably will need daily tits.  Like daily tit images that carry some sort of subliminal messages of “surrender now” or some sort of message that the enemy population – well at least, the male part of that population, lose the will to fight. It’s hard to ignore gigantic tits especially flashing tits right on your face.  I’ve yet to meet a straight man that can successfully resist large flashing boobies from in front of his face and keep his eyes straight on a woman’s face.

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Four reasons bouncy tits can cause suicidal fantasies

Posted on August 20, 2010 by lance

beach titsBack in the 80′s when I was a teenager, I remember watching the final parts of that awesome TV show, Charlie’s Angels.  Almost every other episode, it shows one of the angels running on the beach with her bouncy tits.  That kind of image burns into your memory and kinda’ comes back to haunt you, in a sexy way, from time to time.  That’s how powerful tv is, in establishing our sexual taste – what we find sexy.  I’ve always been looking for those bouncy tits on the beach–those perfect beach tits. I came to realize that bouncy tits can cause suicidal fantasies.  It’s true.

Why bouncy tits can be fatal?

Reason number 1: While firm tits are more common on smaller chested women, bouncy large, beach tits are kinda’ rare and if you’re a guy with a girl who has this precious assets, you’re really lucky.  But if you’re a guy with a girlfriend who is flat-chested, with really firm, small tits, sharing your bouncy tits fantasy can be suicidal.  Not only would it cause a lot of bickering and arguments, you could lose your girl, and you can be so depressed and you could kill yourself.  All that just for boumcy tits.  So in terms of the lesson for this story is that be happy with what you’ve got!

Reason number 2:  Another reason bouncy can cause heartache, if not, severe injury, is when you’re walking down the street and you see bouncy tits, more likely, another guy has spotted that same great rack. If that’s the case, you two might slam into each other.  I’ve seen this first hand at the gym.  A buddy’s girlfriend just got these new massive implants, and these guys slammed into each other at full speed because their eyes were glued on this girl’s chest!  Just like a tractor beam, bouncy tits just like drag your eyes down–it has it’s own center of gravity. So I would say that big tits should come with a warning sign.  Kinda’ like cigarette warnings that say: Government warning, bouncy tits can cause serious distraction which may lead to great physical injury.

Reason number 3: Tits with an extra bounce can cause injuries.  Picture yourself drunk at a bar and you noticed a hot college girl with a tight sweater and a massive 34D twins underneath the sweater. You’ve got a little bit too much of Jagermeister or Colt 45 in you, you may lose inhibition, and maybe dispense with words and start pawing at those big mounds.  Such actions would definitely be hazardous to your health if they would have a huge bouncer named Bubba or her boyfriend is with her.  Big boobs and alcohol do not mix.  So repeat that to yourself and it may save your life.

Finally the reason, number 4:  Bouncy tits may cause grievous physical harm to you is just sheer masturbation.  Just the amount of man milk you would milk from your prostate endlessly thinking about nice firm melons bouncing up and down the beach somewhere.  It helps to ground the fantasy  and reality.  Beautiful bouncy tits, with erect nipples, are great to fantasize about but it has its place. Use a little moderation, try not to spurt all your yogurt at the same place and at the same time.  Try to space it out, drink a lot of fluids, because I’ve heard a lot of horror stories of guys who’ve jerked off to death or near death.  Granted these are anecdotal stories but one theme that they do have in common is that the guy used crystal meth first.  This one guy apparently jerked off so hard, he circumsized himself.  It’s pretty graphic and brings to mind vienna sausages cut in two – not a great image to have in mind.

So there you have it, be careful around those bouncy tits!

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Why call boobs, tits?

Posted on August 9, 2010 by lance

There’s many mysteries that one can ponder in life… “why is the sky blue?”, “why are we here?”, “why does MTV still exist?”, “why does Snooki from Jersey Shore look like a fat midget shemale?”or “why is facebook so damn popular?”.  One particular deep question that I’ve had is about tits.  In particular, why call boobs, tits?  George Carlin had this famous skit back in the 70′s, “The Seven Dirty Words” where he was talking about these seven words that were banned by the FCC from ever being mentioned on the airwaves.  One of them was the word “tits.” He was saying that tits was a very innocent term.  You can use it as a nickname, somebody’s nickname… you know like, “hey tits what’s up?”.  I think that tits just have a collegial tone to it.  So why call boobs, tits? Besides the fact that it’s a synonym, that’s how language evolves, boobs has a particular concept.

Boobs has more of a polite kind of feel to it, like  “your boobs.” I guess it sounds exactly like a dumb person – boob.  But boobs is somewhat more innocent.  Tits, on the other hand, can be downright dirty.  Maybe because it’s very jocular.  Although George Carlin says it’s very innocently. Sure, it’s nice and innocent among men.  But with women it’s kind of brings an embarassing feel to it, a little bit more clinical.  I believe it is because it is based on the word “teats”–a cow has teats.  Tits are a big part of the cow’s anatomy, and equating a woman with the animal – a cow, I guess highlights some of that discomfort.  So if you’re gonna use the word tits, just call them boobs.  That’s why we call boobs, tits.  I think more for bringing up a more clinical dimension to the word.  But you wanna use it in a polite sense, I’d say stick to boobs.

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