I’ve been a long time fan of big tits porn going on 20 to 30 years now. Actually, I’ve been a fan of big tits since I was a little kid. I saw my buddy’s mom breastfeed his younger brother when I was six. That was the first time that breasts became sexual objects to my mind and that image has been with me ever since. Being a big fan of big tits porn through all these years, you kinda’ develop a taste for quality. It’s damn near impossible to view all tits as the same. When you’re a connoisseur, you have to have a quality guide in your mind as to whether the big tits in front of you are worth fucking or worth pursuing. So interest of educating the titty-loving public and helping humanity in general, here’s my field manual for gorgeous tits.
I don’t care what kind of tits you like whether they are black tits or latin tits, busty eatern european chicks, or arab women, or japanese tits, you have to have a quality criteria in your mind. Otherwise you would be just going through all these pictures and videos of busty women in different sizes and colors, and thinking that they’re all then same. Well, they aren’t the same! Regardless of color, religion, or country they’re from, quality is quality. Quality knows no color, no religion or whatever. But quality is quality.
So what are the quality guidelines for gorgeous quality tits?
For a set of tits to be labeled as “gorgeous,” they have to have symmetry. If you’re looking for tits that are roughly the same size as the other, give it up. It’s impossible to find perfectly symmetric tits since tits don’t come from a factory. Tits are a wonderful product of Nature. That’s why large, natural tits are truly a sight to behold because they are a rare product of nature, and it’s too much to ask for them to be perfectly symmetrical, You might as well order the common, bolt-on plastic tits, that you see on Hollywood starlets and porn bimbos nowadays. Since those tits are fake, symmetry is possible and that’s how doctors prefers it. Symmetrical globes of jelly or silicone. Plain nasty. In the natural world there are titties that are uneven, and that’s how they are. The key is they are not so uneven that are freakish. A little sag on the left titty or the right tit being larger than the left booby is ok. That’s just part of natural honest tits.
Second rule: Gorgeous tits must be firm but not rock hard firm. With the rise of plastic boobies in bigtitsporn it’s a common and very sad sight to see a woman getting fucked and jumping up and down on a hard cock, bucking wildly over a stiff shaft, or just bending over getting man-handled and her tits don’t move! Talk about a hard-on killer. Nothing makes me pissed more than seeing a “model” getting fucked, sucking dick, and her tits don’t move. What an outrage! That’s the one of the side effects of having bolt-on plastic tits. So one key criteria of defining gorgeous tits is that they have to move with the flow. They have to move naturally.
The third and final element in the definition of gorgeous tits is that they are not droopy. They have to retain their shape. They can’t hang-down all u-shaped with her nipples pointing down at her knees. That’s nasty. That’s like those old ass National Geographic flat tits tribal journey pictures. Not good. Gorgeous tits retain their shape.
That’s how I define gorgeous tits, and take it from me with years of porn experience watching eskimo porn, japanese tits, arabian tits, whatever. Watching them in bigtitsporn movies or in real life travels as a travelling businessman. So take it from me – Stick to natural.